> > > > > *****************Great Women***************
> > > > >
> > > > > Inside every older person is a younger person
> > - wondering what the
> > > > > hell happened.
> > > > >
> > > > > Cora Harvey Armstrong
> > > > >
> > >
> >
>................................................. ........................
> > > > >
> > > > > The hardest years in life are those between
> > ten and seventy.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Helen Hayes (at 73)
> > > > >
> > >
> >
>................................................. .........................
> > > > >
> > > > > I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I
> > think of them as stray
> > > > > eyebrows.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Janette Barber-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ...........
> > > > > Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"?
> > > > >
> > > > > Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to
> > put my breast in an
> > > envelope
> > > > > and send it to someone.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Jan King-
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. .............
> > > > >
> > > > > A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to
> > play catch with my golden
> > > > > retriever. When I bent over to pick up the
> > ball, my prosthesis fell
> > out.
> > > > > The dog snatched it, and I found myself
> > chasing him down the road
> > > yelling
> > > > > "Hey, come back here with my breast!"
> > > > >
> > > > > -Linda Ellerbee-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ..............
> > > > >
> > > > > Things are going to get a lot worse before
> > they get worse.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Lily Tomlin-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ....................
> > > > >
> > > > > A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic
> > who never owned a car.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Carrie Snow-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ..................
> > > > >
> > > > > Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and
> > you cry with your
> > > > > girlffriends.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Laurie Kuslansky-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ......................
> > > > >
> > > > > My second favorite household chore is ironing.
> > My first being, hitting
> > > my
> > > > > head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Erma Bombeck-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ....................
> > > > >
> > > > > Old age ain't no place for sissies.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Bette Davis-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ....................
> > > > >
> > > > > A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A
> > woman must do what he
> > > can't.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Rhonda Hansome-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ......................
> > > > >
> > > > > Every time I close the door on reality it
> > comes in through the
> > windows.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Jennifer Unlimited-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. .......................
> > > > >
> > > > > Whatever women must do, they must do twice as
> > well as men to be
> > thought
> > > > > half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Charlotte Whitton-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. .......................
> > > > >
> > > > > Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
> > together and your body
> > > > > starts falling apart.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Caryn Leschen-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ......................
> > > > >
> > > > > If you can't be a good example, then you'll
> > just have to be a horrible
> > > > > warning.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Catherine Aird-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ......................
> > > > >
> > > > > When I was young, I was put in a school for
> > retarded kids for two
> > years
> > > > > before they realized I actually had a hearing
> > loss. And they called ME
> > > > > slow!
> > > > >
> > > > > -Kathy Buckley-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. .....................
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
> > because I know I'm not
> > > dumb
> > > > > . . and I'm also not blonde.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Dolly Parton-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ....................
> > > > >
> > > > > You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
> > but you hardly ever see a
> > > > > smart woman with a dumb guy.
> > > > >
> > > > > - Erica Jong-
> > > > >
> > >
> >
>................................................. ........................
> > > > >
> > > > > If high heels were so wonderful, men would
> > still be wearing them.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Sue Grafton-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. .................
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one
> > you can ride on.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Roseanne Barr-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ...................
> > > > >
> > > > > I think---therefore I'm single.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Lizz Winstead-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. .................
> > > > >
> > > > > Behind every successful man is a surprised
> > woman.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Maryon Pearson
> > > > >
> >
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> > > > >
> > > > > In politics, if you want anything said, ask a
> > man-if you want anything
> > > > > done, ask a woman.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Margaret Thatcher-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ......................
> > > > >
> > > > > I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how
> > to combine marriage and
> > a
> > > > > career.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Gloria Steinheim-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ......................
> > > > >
> > > > > Nobody can make you feel inferior without your
> > permission.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Eleanor Roosevelt-
> > > > >
> >
>................................................. ...................
> > > > HAVE A FANTASTIC
> > > > > DAY
> > > >